News Scientist seems to be having a coffee propaganda month, or perhaps they’ve just clued on to the fact that most of their readers are geeks who spend Monday to Friday in front of the computer guzzling caffeinated beverages and then engage in what they think is a social life in a flurry of alcohol consumption on the weekend. Telling people exactly what they want to hear is the oldest marketting trick in the book.
In “Could coffee protect your liver against alcohol?” they report that a team at Kaiser Permanente Medical Care Programme in Oakland, California has carried out a study that answers that question with an emphatic “yes”. The study apparently tracked over 125,000 people who had enrolled on a private health care plan in northern California between 1978 and 1985 to see who developed cirrhosis. This number was 330, out of which 199 had alcohol cirrhosis. And the results:
People drinking one cup of coffee per day were, on average, 20% less likely to develop alcoholic cirrhosis. For people drinking two or three cups the reduction was 40%, and for those drinking four or more cups of coffee a day the reduction in risk was 80%.
Tea was not found to have the same benefit.
Earlier this month New Scientist appeased coffee drinkers with more news that just sounded too good to be true, in the story “Drinking coffee makes you more open minded”. This research was done at the University of Queensland in Brisbane, Australia:
Previous studies have show that consuming caffeine can improve one’s attention and enhance cognitive performance, with 200 milligrams (equivalent to two cups of coffee) being the optimal dose.
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In 2005, [the University of Queensland] team published a paper suggesting that the compound primes people to agree with statements that go against their typical views because it improves their ability to understand the reasoning behind the statements.
These revelations follow hot on the heels of this story, on the 17th of May: “Caffeine boosts breathing in premature babies”:
For decades doctors have prescribed caffeine to premature babies because it appears to protect against apnoea, a condition in which breathing stops for more than 15 seconds. But physicians have wondered about the other effects of the caffeine.
A study at the University of Toronto, Canada monitored how more long 2000 premature babies required assistance from ventilators and the health of the infants’ lungs. They found that:
Babies who received no caffeine had a 47% risk of bronchopulmonary dysplasia, an illness characterised by inflammation and scarring in the lungs. Premature babies are at greater risk of this condition because of the air pressure placed on their lungs from medical ventilators.
But the premature infants given caffeine were found to have just a 36% risk of brochopulmonary dysplasia. Ohlsson says this may be partly because babies receiving caffeine were taken off ventilator systems about a week earlier than those that did not receive the stimulant, on average.
Makes me smarter. Check.
Lets me drink as much beer as I want without killing my liver. Check.
Saves the children. Check.
So why is valuable pipe space still being wasted pumping mere water into our homes?
UPDATE (16/6): I read this this morning and my first thought was “Whoah, how much coffee did they feed that sucker during the screening?”
THE US President, George Bush, is to create the world’s largest marine sanctuary, 363,000 square kilometres of Pacific Ocean surrounding a necklace of islands and atolls stretching from the main Hawaiian islands to Midway Atoll and beyond.
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It is a sharp departure for an Administration that has campaigned to privatise some federal lands and designated less wilderness than most presidents over the past 40 years. A turning point came in April, when Mr Bush sat through a White House screening of Voyage to Kure, a documentary that unveiled the beauty of, and perils facing, the archipelago.
The film caught Mr Bush’s imagination, say US officials. The President jumped up after the screening, congratulated the maker of the documentary, Jean-Michel Cousteau, and urged White House staff to get moving on protecting the archipelago’s waters.
Step 1 to a better Australia: free coffee on tap in Parliament House. And from there, on to the rest of the world.