that massages you.

The caption for this photo on Spiegel online reads: “A police officer in Hamburg gives a demonstrator a massage after he strained his back while throwing a bottle.”
I’d be careful, you may get sued later for pressing too hard.
UPDATE: Its back rubs for young and old in Germany at the moment.

Green with envy or just green? The banner reads “Ram and Sink the G-8!”

Where’s my fucking massage?

Oh no, its the anarchists!